When you're so unique that it's hard to explain, this shirt will help you out at least a little bit.
Being a pirate or a ninja is cool and all. But being a pirate AND a ninja is freaking epic. Combining the abilities of different mythical figures is sometimes the only way to properly describe who you are and what you're capable of. Mermaid? Yawn. Mermaid/Unicorn - what's that now?
No matter how you define yourself, the bottom line is 'you're amazing'. Wear this t-shirt to let those around you know just how amazing you are.